February 2011
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After sleeping 20 hours yesterday (deathly ill) I...
I think this accurately describes the proper...
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And the winner is...
None of them. I chose the Brown Fox instead. And then I realized that this is a recurring theme in my life. So Saturday night, this is what I will be:
This is very serious.
Grey Raccoon?
Brown Kitten?
Pink Skunk?
Or Black Bear?
Surreality
It’s taken me awhile to adjust to living in Southern California again. During the week I forget I don’t live in the Bay Area anymore; for five days my life consists of driving to and from work, Trader Joe’s, the gym, etc.
But on the weekend, I cannot ignore the fact that I live in the heart of Los Angeles. People will ask me to go with them to some club in Santa Monica and I...
Project: Find a Sugar-Daddy
All Burning Man tickets under $300 are sold out. What’s a poor girl to do?
Happy Valentine's Day to me
The delightful zine I ordered from Mel Stringer finally came in the mail this week (plus a beautiful sticker!). Now to figure out where to put it so everyone may become just as enchanted with it as I am.
PS. While Mel is an artist, not certified psychologist, the truth behind these pages proves very therapeutic.
“Can you take your bitch-hat off for a second or is it glued to your damn head?”
– My roommate/life partner has such a way with words.
It's 12:45pm on a Tuesday and I just now changed...
God I love working from home.
In related news, vegan funyons from Trader Joes!
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I’m just not ready to get emotionally involved again. What I have now is nice, comfortable, secure; I know what to expect. If I explore new territory I’m going to have to spend all that time getting know people, learning all the different quirks, and basically expending a bunch of energy and for what? I may not even like it in the end. No. Better to stick with what I have now. So what...
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“I know older men in comedy who can barely feed and clean themselves, and they still work. The women, though, they’re all ‘crazy.’ I have a suspicion — and hear me out, because this is a rough one — that the definition of ‘crazy’ in show business is a woman who keeps talking even after no one wants to fuck her anymore.”
Tina Fey, “Confessions of a Juggler” from the New Yorker
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Falling out of touch with all my friends are somewhere getting wasted, hope they’re staying glued together, I have arms for them. Take another sip of them, it floats around and takes me over like a little drop of ink in a glass of water Get inside their clothes with my green gloves watch their videos, in their chairs. Get inside their beds with my green gloves Get inside their heads, love...
Sometimes using sarcasm is the only way to tell it...
“Want to hear something that’s just so cool? There’s a group dedicated to creating a ‘Meat Week’ in cities throughout the country! How clever is that?! OMG such a great idea. Wait, can we also have a White History Month and a Straight Pride Parade?! Bros, reality check: American culture has beat you to Meat Week! But we just call it, ‘this week,’ or occasionally,...
eargasmmusic:
remedy - crookers ft. miike snow
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Too many tumblrs, too little substance
(aka the “unfollow, unfollow, unfollow” edition)
