February 2012
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"Glutton for Punishment"
Analyzing that idiom and it’s implications today.
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Today was hard. Let me list the ways.
I mistook regular coke for diet at the gas station and it was so disgusting I had to poor it down the sink. It didn’t taste at all like cancer-causing aspartame at all!
A large candle fell on my unprotected foot and gave me a bruise while I was buying beer.
The Nordstrom Rack parking lot was packed.
I had to take the long way home because the police blocked off a main street, mostly...
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On Envy
“If there’s one dominant emotion in modern society that is envy and it’s linked to the spirit of equality.
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When you can’t relate to someone, you don’t envy them. The closer two people are in age, background, in the process of identification, the more there’s a danger of envy…”
Alain de Botton, A Kinder, Gentler Philosophy of Success
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January 2012
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ENTJ
What ENTJs look for in a mate…
ENTJs generally look for someone who is reliable, emotionally stable and not needy. They like people who can stand up to them and argue without losing their rationality. Their high standards for everything apply to finding a partner as well. They will scrutinize their potential partner from a distance first, measuring every aspect of a person almost...
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I’M COMIC SANS, ASSHOLE.
You don’t like that your coworker used me on that note about stealing her yogurt from the break room fridge? You don’t like that I’m all over your sister-in-law’s blog? You don’t like that I’m on the sign for that new Thai place? You think I’m pedestrian and tacky? Guess the fuck what, Picasso. We don’t all have seventy-three weights of stick-up-my-ass Helvetica sitting on our seventeen-inch...
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Anonymous asked: How did those interviews go and what is happening in regards to that?
December 2011
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In one day of freelancing, I learned...
Download Google Chrome, now.
If you don’t use FontExplorer X Pro to manage your fonts, do it now.
Buy Adobe Suite CS5.5 as soon as you have the money to do so.
Use smart objects, AWAYS.
You can object a PDF in Illustrator, write in it or edit it, & then save that page back into the document as a PDF
Use Creative Commons on Flickr for free stock photos.
If you alter a photo more...
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In the process of interviewing for three different...
Take that, economy!
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November 2011
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